What a pair of shoes these are. This pair of sneakers, dare I say it, is like the first era of Weezer, or Can, or something like that. It has absolutely no contemporaries. There are no shoes from that era that can even roll with this old boy. Look at this thing. It doesn’t make sense! If Nike decided to make a 5 point plan around the Jordan II, like they did for the 90, they could get so much mileage out of it. Patent Jordan IIs you could legitimately wear to your wedding. All black Jordan IIs, with these lines? Drawn simply? Forget about it. Every waiter in New York City would have a pair. Monochrome Jordan IIs would look like Flashdance meets Stanley Kubrick. You get a pair of these and you’re a charter member of the moon patrol. I take offense to the expensive shipping option. still a good deal though, for this condition.

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