I’m gonna let you in on a secret*. Adidas Torsions. Not much to say here: the shoe speaks for itself. Either you get it or you don’t, this is one of the only truly wearable Adidas with the Micropacer. Just chunky enough, just sleek enough that you can rock the hell out of this thing. Not especially wide, not so low profile that they’re a chucks replacement, but a runner that is the closest to Nike’s late 90’s models as is anything else. Makes the best use of the Adidas three stripes, by making them short and stocky, close together therefore strong. The long stripes are like Yorkies, they’re for girls***. I wonder sometimes, about my job, my old job, and new work, and chances are, as I’m not buying too many shoes as it is, but I won’t be rocking too many of these in the near future**. So be it, this is a gift, for all three dozen of my friends that read this site, and that one guy who wrote a letter a bit ago, here’s a shoe y’all can rock, which I hope you do. Of course it’s a size 9.5, of course. I don’t mind. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve had this Katt Williams thing on pause for about an hour, and I miss it.PS - Shaq on the Suns, lol.

*Well, about as much of a secret as this website itself.** Check out the dog’s Vandals, and in my size too! Ooh I wanted these when they dropped. I ain’t about to rock a high top in 2008, but damn. I am on the fence.***Ehh.. thanks for reading