This speaks for itself.

The order of hottest to nottest in order is:
1. Carolina (fuck it)
2. Metallic Red
3. Metallic Green
4. Original - if these look like anything besides the default best shoes ever, you’ve been looking at too many shoes.
Etc, etc.

Not exactly the kind of shoes that belong on this site, since their value isn’t explicit, since they never show up. But I’d be remiss if I ignored it, to be sure.