Here are a pair of OG Nike BWs, or classics. I’m not sure if they’re classics or BWs - I use a boolean search for both just to cover my bases, which is hard because it yields a lot of SBs. I am not sure if the box lists them as Air Max Classics or Air BW’s, but one is the other. The model was released in 1992, and purple/black, most famous colorway, is best remembered from a Boyz II Men photo shoot from that year.

This is one Nike that holds up well. For every wool dunk, multicolored Air Max 93 or Flight 89 with 360 Air there’s a subtler Nike that commands enduring appreciation*.

I picked up a pair of these in Brown, Black and Tan in 2002 at a duty free shop in Europe. I don’t know what happened to them, and if it was my preferred size I’d still be losing sleep over it. In the right colors, the shoe can make you look like you actually are from Europe. Stay away from the awful new retros and go with the original runner colors or anything metallic:

*There was a guy on campus way back who’d always rock the 2000 gold/silver Euro versions of these, with skintight stonewash 501s and a sleeveless Black Album era Metallica shirt. More than one co-ed was heard to have been crushing on him in the library. Despite the shoes he still looked like a drifter. Whatever.

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VERY weird. Didn’t these used to go for over a G? This thing was a hyperstrike, 24 pairs. Now look at them. Still a good look for Ramones sexpunks in bands though. nh

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The original Prestos, in 1999, or 2000, or so, were something else and a bag of chips. They came out in 16 stupidly named colorways (trouble at home, the hungry fisherman, chips and dip, stephen murphy) and had a serious, serious ad campaign. I dont know if anyone reading this is old enough to remember it (whatup usercd) but these ads were everywhere, men in sleeveless water wicking hooded sweatshirts jumping up and down white marble buildings, for girls, or away from beasts, under the hot sun. The ads were pretty mondrian (not mondrian, someone help me out here.. very basic color scheme, but not monochrome.. triochrome? trizome?), all clay and blue and white. Men with 3-extension buzzcuts and one day growth wore no watches or socks and there was not much in the streets, people or carts or sidewalks. As for the shoes themselves they were complicated, sleek and antisensical. Why such a vulnerable toebox, like a soft belly, and both hard plastic lacetowers? Why they… got weird sizing? Unisex? I was all about to start a presto bank in boston but then i left to go get a degree…

Jude keeps telling me that there’s a Presto with a Greek god’s face on the front, and I’ve never seen it, or heard anyone mention it outside of Jude and other Philly heads but it’s a grail of mine. Not the shoe, the picture.

As for this one, I think it’s a retro of the original black presto that came out turn of the millenium. My friend Nick says that the original black Presto is a perfect shoe, and it is. It’s a perfect shoe. This one is close.

According to lore, Penny Hardaway had the single greatest workout in NBA assessment history. Workouts usually involve running and jumping drills, endurance testing, jump shooting, basics, and some one-on-one hoops. This workout, however, was so great that it cemented this fellow’s position as first number one goddamn overall pick. No one knows what he did, but he did it that afternoon, stomping into every NBA General Manager’s head, creating a would be dynasty with young/roided Shaq (who has still not cashed any of his NBA paychecks… real talk), and jumping into a hell of an ad campaign that still leaves me misty.

No one’s quite sure exactly what happened during that workout, if the conversation was that resplendid, if he dunked from the three point line, or made 2 granny shots in a row playing 21 with Jerry Krause, turned down a date from Mitch Kupchak’s slutty kid, pulled a rabbit out of his Raptors bag, etc etc etc. This is not a normal state of affairs. We live in a pretty transparent age - Canadian legislative procedures notwithstanding (one love to party discipline and closed cabinet sessions) where legends don’t exist. I would reminisce, starry eyed, about Uppercut in my cold water flat until, one afternoon, surfing, I came across photos of their reunion show, carpenter jeans, empty room and all. Maybe there’s too much transparency. Maybe the world just never will be ready for Uppercut. I feel as if both these things are true.

But, getting back to the point, if the workout is legend, then he is legend. An NBA player, real name Anfernee first of all, had some early seasons that would be described as unholy were he not so quicksilver and sleek with that old ball. He was all pro for a minute. His sneaker ads, with a purgatorial, pre A-list Chris Rock rivalled any of the Jordan ads.. and as for the shoes..no one expected the first penny to do as well as it did. but along with Sprite, Scream II and the Lost Boys, they killed it. Everyone was balling in Penny’s. That’s just what it was.

But this was all window dressing compared to the Foamposite, the Penny One. It shut down the game. Legend (legend) has it that the Nike guys came in to his office/pool house with a hundred models, each a different peak of Nike footwear technology. “oh this thing? it weighs half a pound, cools your feet while you dunk and is designed after the dinner wing of the Taj Mahal. We call it the Air Uttar;” “Hey now Deon, this is a low top, but there is a quail feather sock liner that rises up to mid calf which the RAND corporation has proven prevents rolled ankles by 500% - it will roll Allan Houston’s ankles.” But out of either boredom or sheer insouisance he did not like any of these, taking the last “oh these? I forgot to throw them out on the way here” shoes from the lot. The shoes that looked like the jail cell in Demolition Man. I’d say that I’m not good enough a writer to describe this shoe (the only one I trust to capture this heat unit would be late James Joyce) but in reality I just havent been in enough wind tunnels or kept up with the Sloane-Kettering Memorial Institute’s research initiatives as much as I should.

The ones without the swoosh are better than the regular foamposites, and the lightning ones, which I believe got reissued, or are going to, are equal fire. These shoes look VERY weird on my feet, but it might have just been my Levi’s.

Just look at, and click on, the pics. This shoe - they destroyed the mould* - is a triumph of whimsy and fire. This shoe is legend because it was picked on a lark, was the last one in the pile, and has spanked every non-bron pro hoops shoe that came out since (one love to J Kidd) it came out. Penny, meanwhile, is kind of a punch line now. No one remembers how unreal he was. He could have ran the league if not for injuries. Playing through the early part of this decade, he has nonetheless fallen on lean times, none leaner than his return to the Heat, with Shaq, as #7.

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*i should mention that somehow, the mould was either dug up or pieced back together from the million tiny pieces it used to be in and the shoe was retroed a few times last year. at the exact same price point that the originals go for. legend.

One of the better shoes nike has ever made or run with. Sheeds, there were about 5 of them. First, if I’m not mistaken, the white (low), then the black, then another one, then the red. After that, there was a duotone or two, but by this point I had moved up north and it was harder to follow. Nike put a lot of time and money into the Sheed line, and a lot of extras. We’d see lows, monochrome. He’d wear mostly pistons colorways, highs. But how fly did they look on gettyimages or in SLAM?Out of all the things Rasheed Wallace was known for - big man, would foul out, would get T’d up, took that game to OT last year with a 1940s grandma-belly shot from half court, can have a decent work ethic, was a Tarheel (and a good one), is sometimes motivated, but not always, is always important (the Pistons can’t even beat the bucks without him), he will shut down Chris Bosh like it’s going out of style, he got sent away from portland for being a bad influence (in the 90s!), the NBA dress code was instituted because of him, his championship wrestling belt and his garbage bag, he sat out a quarter of the regular season because of technicals, he does not have one regional Detroit ad during the many, many league pass games I copped last year, the thing on his head - the most impressive is that he has played his entire career, college, Portland, Detroit and presumably high school, in Nike Air Force 1s.Do you know what that means? It is impossible to convey what kind of a feat this is. I did this for a weekend, I am quite thin, and I could barely make it to work the next week. After a game in Taiwans (that’s right) and a game in these same black sheeds, I was feeling the effects of a shoe as old as I am. My knees were shattered, my feet felt like loose bones in a bag, my back was tight and I had the shittiest kneck. These shoes have no support and very very little air. That a big fellow - and sheed is about 7′3, 500 lb - can pivot and shimmy, shoot, post up (well..not that last one) and lead the league in winshares*, in shoes designed more for being a hustler Barry than playing hoops, makes the rest of his life not seem like a New Yorker article.I wore this very pair on the train and got one of the best sneaker related compliments of my life (wealthy dowager). But after balling my spindly frame felt like shaq on Thanksgiving. Sheed is the guy, he does it himself. He’d be into that auction title, check that out. These shoes sell themselves, despite serious hindrance. This is why I will leave the room when the spurs come on but I will watch Pistons basketball on a sunny day. Whatup George Blaha..Click this link to see to believe:*probobly

Forbes… whatever happened to this shoe? What ever happened to SB’s? I feel like things have changed a lot in the last few years, and this whole thing is an ill bellwether. Floorpunch played a Breakdown song last sunday and no one knew it. People wear those weird new SBs everywhere with jeans skinnier than 2 sticks… I’d rather see my pizza on the floor than SB’s on my feet but I’d be a liar if I said I wouldn’t lay down for this shoe. This is still an unattainable shoe. I’ve had friends and well wishers rock some first series SBs, I’ve had some rare Jordans on my feet, and I know a guy called Jay Bil, but Forbes, probably only Forbes, and maybe Denims, are the Grace Kelly of Nike Dunks. Though I don’t think you see em unless you either work in Royal Elastics’ office or live in LA and like to go get lunch.

These shoes’ prices keep rising to the point that they’re unwearable. I’ll wear a pair of DS blacktoes to a black label society concert, but you wear these and theyre still Dunks. Theyre still being rocked here there and everywhere. But at the same time.. these are so fly dude. So much cooler than the Unforbes, too. Some guy in my italian politics class rocked the Unforbes on the regular, and thats my opinion.

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What a pair of shoes these are. This pair of sneakers, dare I say it, is like the first era of Weezer, or Can, or something like that. It has absolutely no contemporaries. There are no shoes from that era that can even roll with this old boy. Look at this thing. It doesn’t make sense! If Nike decided to make a 5 point plan around the Jordan II, like they did for the 90, they could get so much mileage out of it. Patent Jordan IIs you could legitimately wear to your wedding. All black Jordan IIs, with these lines? Drawn simply? Forget about it. Every waiter in New York City would have a pair. Monochrome Jordan IIs would look like Flashdance meets Stanley Kubrick. You get a pair of these and you’re a charter member of the moon patrol. I take offense to the expensive shipping option. still a good deal though, for this condition.

Auction ends later today, so you prolly already missed it… but hit the link to view 23 (no shit) other pics: